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10 Things Pets Would Do If They Had Thumbs

By Colleen Williams
published: March 3, 2015 • 1 min. read
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It’s If Pets Had Thumbs Day! What would your pets do with the gift of opposable thumbs? Here’s what we think.

 

Play fetch solo.

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Coordinate a plan for world domination.

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Pwn some n00bs on Call of Duty.

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Run a successful business – and staple things.

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Possibly attack you in your sleep…

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Find a cure for cancer.

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Get that last lil bit…

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Form a terrifying cat dance gang – when you’re a pet, you’re a pet all the way.

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Eat everything you ever told them not to.

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Finally clean up after themselves.

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colleen williams
By Colleen Williams

Over the past decade, Colleen has written about health, wellness, beauty, and even pets for The New York Times, The Cut, Refinery29, xoVain, Healthy Paws Pet Insurance, and Seattle Met Magazine, as well as many beauty brands. She has a BFA in Art History from the University of New Mexico and an AAS in Fashion Design from Parsons School of Design in New York.

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