March 25 is Tolkien Reading Day! In celebration, we’ve compiled pics of nine dogs who desparately want to read. The only thing standing in their way? Well…they’re dogs.

(Flickr.com/wombataroma)
Worst. Birthday present. Ever. It’s not in Puganese!
(Flickr.com/soggydan)
If I make this face long enough, will you teach me to read?
(Flickr.com/jsyk)
I may be a therapy dog, but I still can’t read…
(Flickr.com/steews4)
I feel like it’s a touch hypocritical to publish a book without knowing how to read… Way to go, Mom.
(Flickr.com/barretthall)
HOMEWORK SUCKS, and I can’t even read.
(Flickr.com/meg-z)
Story time! I mean… Picture time!
(Flickr.com/basykes)
Not even fair, I’m on the cover and I can’t read it.
(Flickr.com/kiwikewlio)
I have all the kibble in the world, but the only thing I want is to read…
(Flickr.com/happyfamilylife)
I need a haircut.